Concentric Craters, Cylindrical UFO?

A writer recently wrote,

"most nanoders are out of tolerance for such
endeouvers. But see what tou can be done,"

"Yeah. whats so .did youget max. cert, pressure on dorf."

If you are a native English speaker, then could you please use better
grammar? Let us aim for excellence on ssi_list, not for the gutter.

If you are a non-native English speaker, then I do not wish to berate you
in public. But you may wish to rephrase your questions/statements,
because I do not understand them, and there are probably others as well in
my situation.

Thank you.