Be warned - off topic - Family clans in orbit

Give me a topic and I'll do my best to make it on-topic for this
list.

For instance, this town in Austria was named after a family.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_981264.html

I'd guess that this Brazilian professor belongs to the family tree:

http://www.unb.br/ig/prof/ReinhardtAdolfoFuck.htm

Imagine if he married this professor

http://www.ns.nie.edu.sg/faculty/chewsf.htm

I hope we have better luck than the Austrians, when naming our
Habitats or the towns within than the "towns Wank am see and
Petting, as well as in Vomitville and Windpassing."

Or doing something so incredibly stupid in orbit that it becomes
identified with us like "Munsoned" did in the movie Kingpin.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116778/

TangoMan