Try this ESP Experiment - Space Elevator

if ya hafta explain a joke ,then its probably too complicated to be a good joke... I guess the wordiness took away from the impact. :-) Sorry it didnt catch easier... Of course I did take advantage of hittinga few points as well regarding real possible bugaboos albeit a bit tongue in cheek.... So since the space elevator will be a few days in the transit, it may be useful to have a significant supply of food for feeding folks. Perhaps even have a few poultry along for the ride for fresh eggs. Iheard of some experiments of spiders spining webs in micro gravity; for people its quite difficult to swallow or clear your throat, and simple bowel movement requires a complicated centrifical toilet, but do you think the rooster's will be diss-orianted as will and not know which why to lay their eggs? Will a special cage be nessesary with artificial gravity to assist them inproper laying? Will we not be able ever to have fresh real country style breakfast or will "tang" be it?