Who wants to live on Earth

Who wants to live on Earth when you're in danger of meteorites
hitting your house.
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-12805112,00.html

Living under the sky, all unprotected like that. No sir, that's not
for me!

I'd rather live nice and safe in a Habitat, with shielding
protecting me, and then the meteor having to go through the ground
I'm standing on to get to me, not just falling from the sky and
through my roof like on Earth.

Why they don't even have radar tracking like we do in the Habitats,
and forget about the lasers that actually vaporize most meteors
before they even get close to the Habitat.

I just don't understand how those Earthlings can sleep at night
knowing that they could be hurt by a meteorite at any moment.
They're just taking foolish risks with their lives and those of
their children. How irresponsible!

Living on the surface of the planet is so unsafe, and illogical.
Living in the midst of your wastes, breathing polluted air, drinking
skotchgard laced water, eating hormone laced food, and now getting
hurt by meteorites.

TangoMan
(P.S. - The above was my attempt at sarcasm)