Why Not Space?

Well, that solves my concern about using graphic
language. So let's look at this in some detail:

These kids are going to be in school when the wild
weekend is over. Today's twelve year old girls don't
consider "slut" and "whore" to be compliments any
more than they did back in the day (whenever that
was). BTW, what's in it for the girls? No part of
their bodies are getting any rainbow treatment.
There's nothing in the legend to suggest that the
girls get so much as hugged. Also, they have to all
get together, a half-dozen or more girls and at least
two boys (or how can they compete), someplace where
they can have their little oral orgy without parents
finding out.

But let's suppose they manage to find girls willing,
and secure someplace private. OK, so the boys are
walking around with all the Good Lord blessed them
with swinging in the breeze, and the girls are
satisfied with unreciprocated oral service to same.
Now, the boys HAVE TO let it all hang out, because
tucking back in and pulling back out will smear the
rainbow. Come to think of it, the girls can't really
give a traditional blowjob, because any up-down
motion will smear the rainbow. The boys can't thrust
in-out-in-out, because that will smear the rainbow.
The boor fellow can't even jerk off, because that
will smear the rainbow. So the girls aren't really
"giving head," but rather taking turns briefly
pressing their lips around a penis which is not going
to be pumped in any way until the party is over, and
doing it with no hint of emotional, material, or
sexual recompense.

Which means you only need five girls, because most
people leave out indigo anyway, and because every boy
there is going to have such a case of blue balls that
the girl with the blue lipstick can stay home and not
be called a slut tomorrow in school.

Of course, it's possible, even likely, that a boy
that age is a hair-trigger and will reach orgasm as
soon as a girl touches him in any way "down there,"
but then he'd better get right back up again if he
wants to show off any rainbow. Indeed, some versions
of the legend indicate that each colored stripe
represents fellatio to completion. Now, I know that
the twelve-to-fifteen years old set is capable of
feats of sexual prowess which would leave an old man
like me gasping (if not dead), but fellated to orgasm
six times in one night? Actually, since they have to
get all this done before the parents come looking for
them, I should say six times in a an hour or so.

Sorry, not buying it. Yes, somebody's probably tried
it, and I hope their kids never find out how silly
Mom and Dad are. It's even possible some group of
tweens and teens has tried it, and even, I suppose,
possible (but not likely) that they managed to pull
it off. Doesn't change the fact that it was an urban
legend when it first hit the TV machine.

Besides, the urban legend wasn't that some somebody
somewhere had tried it, but that it was a common
occurrence. Like hell it was.

And I'm utterly sure that no nothing-in-it-for-me
girls or blue-balled boys ever tried it twice.

Rainbow parties are the fictional invention of
people with dirty minds who don't bother to think
things through. As porn it would be amusing if
unrealistic. As reality it fails the laugh test.